So, when we got this space car, I was so overwhelmed with all of the buttons and navigations and technology. It was actually a sensory clusterfuck for me to figure the car out. The salesman went over everything with me, as my eyes glazed over like an original Krispy Kreme.
Now that we’ve had the car for a few months, I can basically navigate everything without looking, and I’ve entered the world of voice command. It comes in handy when I’m driving and the car refuses to let me scroll through my phonebook while I’m driving, something about safe driving, blah blah blah.
The first time I started using voice command, I just started spouting random shit out, like torrets: ”SHIT.ASS.MOTHERFUCKER.RESTAURANTS!” ”CALL MOM!” I got to the phone menu, and noticed this option:
And I want to know, in this day and age, when our brains are practically rotted away with things like address books, facebook and angry birds, who the hell actually remembers phone numbers anymore? Better yet, who actually has time to rattle off 7-11 digits? That could take upwards of a whole minute, and that’s time I could be spending scrolling XM, bossing my system around.