My mother was over helping me out a few weeks ago, while the hubs was away for work. As it is, we’re odd parents. We have inappropriate (and for the record, Dominatrix Lois has reappeared, this time by the hands of LG, who now carries her, and her favorite stuffed cat around the house) and weird action figures that the Mini has pilfered as his own. One of them is Action Figure Freud.
Mom: Who is this?
Me: Um, isn’t it obvious? Freud.
Mom: And how the hell am I supposed to know that?
Me: Didn’t you take a basic psychology class?
Mom: Like that’s going to help me know what he looks like.
Mini: Oooh, Freud.
My mother looks over at me: I hate you.