Me: You know, that site, hyper-bowl and a half.
Hubs: Uh, you mean, hyperbole?
Me: Damn you English language!! I have no idea how I thought hyperbole (must use that correctly in a sentence to show you I’m not that stupid. OK, I lie, I am) was spelled, but that’s definitely not the way. Maybe it needs another e on the end. Yeah, that’s it.
Other words I like to pronounce incorrectly: Avatar, and aspartame (ass part a may), because I think it sounds better the way I say it.