Bessie: After all of this time trapped in a pen, I can’t believe the farmer put us out to pasture. I feel so liberated!
Daisy: Look at this asshole, taking pictures of us like some crazy ass paparazzi in L.A. Haven’t they ever seen cows before? Christ. Let me eat my grass in peace, douche bag.
Buttercup: They must be city folk. Maybe if I hide in the bushes, they won’t see me. Shit. I forgot, I’m like, 1800 pounds. Chalk it up for another reason it sucks to be a cow.
Cute Widdle Baby Cows: Hi, we’re just here for the gratuitous baby cow picture. The one that makes women’s ovaries esplode.
Herb: I don’t know, you guys. I think these people are cool. I’m moving in.
Herb: I can has scritches?
Herb: Ahhhhh, yes, right there. You do very nice scritches. See guys? I told you they were good people. Moo!