The one where I totally anthropomorphize cows.

by statia on July 17, 2010


Bessie: After all of this time trapped in a pen, I can’t believe the farmer put us out to pasture.  I feel so liberated!


Daisy: Look at this asshole, taking pictures of us like some crazy ass paparazzi in L.A.  Haven’t they ever seen cows before?  Christ.  Let me eat my grass in peace, douche bag.


Buttercup: They must be city folk.  Maybe if I hide in the bushes, they won’t see me.  Shit.  I forgot, I’m like, 1800 pounds.  Chalk it up for another reason it sucks to be a cow.


Cute Widdle Baby Cows: Hi, we’re just here for the gratuitous baby cow picture.  The one that makes women’s ovaries esplode.


Herb: I don’t know, you guys.  I think these people are cool.   I’m moving in.


Herb: I can has scritches?


Herb: Ahhhhh, yes, right there.  You do very nice scritches.   See guys?  I told you they were good people.  Moo!


diamond dave July 17, 2010 at 10:36 pm

Cows are good… until they decide to start pooping as you’re scratching them.

Veronica July 17, 2010 at 10:54 pm

We had a paddock full of cows next door for a while – they were so curious they’d follow me around as I walked along my fenceline. We won’t talk about how much the dog loved the cow poo though.

jenG July 20, 2010 at 4:22 pm

That baby cows one? Looks like Bovine Boy Band album art. That cheeky one on the right’s like, “Wait, I’M the Jordan. Back your ass up, Donnie.” (Joe’s the missing calf. He went on to a solo career…or to be veal. Whichever.)

bitca July 21, 2010 at 8:36 am

I love cows. I want to live on a farm. Like…NOW.

OId School/New School Mom July 21, 2010 at 4:27 pm

HA HA HA! This is hilarious! P.S. The cows are really cute!

Stacia July 22, 2010 at 9:51 pm

Love the cow-face close-up. Never thought of cows as cute, but that guy is pretty freaking adorable. =>

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