The scene: Playdate Wednesday. Six kids are running around screaming, while my two friends and I are discussing important things, while trying to drown out the mayhem of a gaggle of three and one year olds.
Me: You know what I wish? I wish they made built in underwear for women’s skirts. You know like they do for babies and kids skirts.
BFF: WTF (well, not WTF, because, duh, kids. But it was implied). Why on earth would you need built in underwear? What are you doing? Lifting up your skirt for the world to see?
Me: Well, you know, for those times when you’ve just downed a fifth of tequila and you wake up hours later, only to find your skirt over your head? I mean, it wouldn’t be nearly as embarrassing, because they’re not really seeing your underwear, just the bloomers that are built into the skirt. I’m just saying. We need these kinds of things.
BFF: Yeah, I can see how that happens to you often.
Look, am I right, or am I right? That’s all I’m saying. Wouldn’t having built in bloomers be the bomb?