Typical of PA weather, which is bi-polar, we’re having a heat wave. Tomorrow it’s supposed to be in the 60′s. This has been such a weird spring. I fear that we’re headed for a very hot and humid summer, after such a horrific winter, which I’ve blocked out of my mind, with the help of my therapist, because after being trapped in the house with two kids, by myself for a week, I’m still not ready to talk about it.
It’s stifling outside, and this is one of those rare times where I’m missing California, because people, I HATE to sweat. I am a sweater, and there’s nothing worse than sitting around dripping in your own salt. Of course, being the perfectionist that I am, I should be proud that my body manages to not half ass the sweating. I sweat everywhere. Behind my knees, in the crook of my arms, behind my neck, down my back, in my ass crack, and of course, being well endowed, under my boobs. I seriously can not think of anything more disgusting than sweating under my fun bags. Also? Damn you maxi dresses!!!
Tomorrow, of course, I’ll be bitching about the weather too. Come talk to me in the winter, when I’m bitching about the sub zero temperatures.