I was explaining the whole Dr. Horrible phenomena to my friend (who is not an internet nerd like we are), and how much the Mini loves it and sings along, and NPH NPH NPH, something something something (drooool).
Me: Dude, seriously, Neil Patrick Harris is HOT.
Her: Really? I guess I haven’t really seen him recently.
Me: Yeah, but sadly, gay.
Her: I know. Doogie, what happened?
Me: That’s OK, I’d still do him in my fantasy world.
Her: Like you’d stand a chance.
Me: Why do you have to go and ruin my fantasies? GOD! What kind of friend are you?