Scene: We’re giving the kids a bath
Meester: Maybe I should go back to the gym.
Me: Totally up to you. Whatever you want to do.
Meester: I’m getting a bit of a belleh.
Me: *rolling my eyes* I HAVE A HANGOVER!
Him: I’ll speak quieter, then.
Me: Asshole (except the asshole part was implied, because you know, kids).