And now, for something more serious.

by statia on February 9, 2010

I was talking to my best girl, Shannon, the other day.  She had sent LG some footie pants, because the girl can’t keep a pair of socks on.  And our house is one of two temperatures:  Fucking stifling, or Antarctica. Being that it’s winter, it’s currently Antarctica weather in my house, and unless I want to pay a thousand dollars a month to heat this completely energy efficient bullshit excuse for a house (hint: I do not, $500 is bad enough),  I keep the thermostat set to a respectable 70 degrees.   And that’s up two degrees from last year.  Hence the reason for the footie pants.

We somehow got on the subject of midget (excuse me, little people) porn (as you do).   Honestly, I think she’s into some sort of weird fetish, but you know, I don’t judge.   And then she started going off about Cabbage Patch porn?  And that’s when I started to back away slowly, because oh my god, what the hell sort of people am I associating with? I mean, you think you KNOW someone.

Anyway, midget porn, we’ve decided is one of those things that, sure, you might not go actively searching for (unless of course, you are Shannon, and then you not only go looking for midget porn, but midgets with Cabbage patch kids), but if you happen to come across it in your internet searches, you can’t really help but cock your head to the side like a spaniel and just sort of watch with both looks of horror and fascination.

I mean, really, don’t you agree?

{ 8 comments }

jesser February 9, 2010 at 9:46 pm

And I thought this day couldn’t get any stranger. Silly me.

donna February 9, 2010 at 10:44 pm

Now I’m going to go search for it because you have me curious. Question though. Do I search “midget porn” or “little people porn?”

Veronica February 10, 2010 at 12:22 am

I’ve never come across it. Well, I mean, not yet.

Siera February 10, 2010 at 1:49 am

It’s something that’s joked about but never searched nor been viewed by any members of my household.

Faith February 10, 2010 at 10:48 am

I’m just trying to figure out how lovely it might be to live in a house with the thermostat set at 70 degrees. I had to crank mine up to 66 last night, because I was so shivery in bed, but we usually leave it at 65 this time of year. Your house sounds so very, very warm and toasty. Can I come live with you???

Shannon February 10, 2010 at 12:06 pm

You
Are
Fucking
Awesome

I so want to know what happens to your stats after this. Enquiring minds want to know.

Beth February 10, 2010 at 5:26 pm

I’m more fascinated by the fact that you actually turn the thermostat all the way up to 70 degrees than I am about the midget/cabbage patch porn. We keep it a TOASTY 62 in here. Heh.

Shannon February 10, 2010 at 5:29 pm

Also, Christ – how many ways do you have to share things?

To quote “Finding Nemo” – “Mine.”

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