Has anyone ever seen the episode of Seinfeld where Jerry writes something down in his half sleep, and spends the rest of the episode trying to remember what the fuck he was talking about?
As an aside, any life situation can be associated with Seinfeld and Family Guy. I’m convinced.
Also, at one point in time, I was a Seinfeld trivia genius. I had a book and everything. And I had that shit aced. Because I feel the need to clog up my brain with useless knowledge, like that.
And I wonder why I suck at math.
Anyway, last night, I had something funny that I was writing out in my head, and I didn’t want to forget it. So I wrote it down. Unfortunately (for you, or for me, is what’s to be decided yet), it was dark and I ended up writing it over some other writing. I know it was about fairies. What kind of fairies, I can’t tell you. I know it sounded amusing in my head, which probably means it was lame.
So instead, I’ll share with you, a blurb from an email my sister sent me. Given that she was probably hopped up on 47mg of Ativan to make the trek to Japan, she sounds oddly coherent:
I’ll start a flickr account tomorrow. I need some pictures of the fucking random vending machines there are everywhere. Seriously, I have no idea where they plug these things in. It’s funny. I saw one literally outside of someone’s front door. That’s just really convenient and awkward at the same time.
I’m sure people come to this country and think that we have weird cultural things, or weird shit we do. Like ten gallon hats, or New Jersey. But the vending machine thing, much like Cat Shit One, I can’t get past it. It’s just too funny, and bizarre.