I’ve always loved unicorns. Just like any girl, because DUH! How as a member of the female species not get all giggly and dreamy when you think of unicorns? They have magical powers!! They poop rainbows!! Rainbows!!!!!
See? Even a unicorn knows the benefits of D.A.R.E. And you can tell a unicorn about that time you hooked up with your friend’s boyfriend. Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
But don’t ever cross a unicorn, because they will fuck your shit up, that’s for damn sure.
That’s for The Last Unicorn, asshole.