The Avenging Unicorn

by statia on December 27, 2009

I’ve always loved unicorns.    Just like any girl, because DUH!   How as a member of the female species not get all giggly and dreamy when you think of unicorns?   They have magical powers!!  They poop rainbows!!  Rainbows!!!!!


See?  Even a unicorn knows the benefits of D.A.R.E. And you can tell a unicorn about that time you hooked up with your friend’s boyfriend.  Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

But don’t ever cross a unicorn, because they will fuck your shit up, that’s for damn sure.


That’s for The Last Unicorn, asshole.


Shannon December 27, 2009 at 1:01 pm


Also, I’m upping your dosage.

Shanna December 27, 2009 at 9:38 pm

Whoa whoa whoa WAIT. I loved that movie. Bitch.

Aunt Becky December 28, 2009 at 12:01 am

I am marrying you now. Sorry.

Suburban Turmoil December 30, 2009 at 8:35 am

Ha ha! We got that set for my 19-year-old for Christmas. Figured it would be a great decoration for her dorm room!

Happy New Year!

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