Last night I logged onto facebook and I saw a message from one of my bffs. I proceeded to read the message from the end back to the beginning and realized that I didn’t have this mysterious conversation wherein I was apparently robbed at gunpoint in London and I needed money for the hotel and to get back to the states.
At first I thought it was the Meester screwing around, but if he logged into my facebook account, he’d probably update my status to say “I sharted.” or something equally as juvenile and funny. It took me a few minutes to realize that someone had hacked my account. I realize that this is a pretty big and generic phishing scam, but I found it mildly amusing for a couple of reasons:
One, I would never replace you with u. I would rather fucking jab sporks into my face than to abbreviate a word that’s three fucking letters. I might not be spelling bee champion, or gramatically perfect, but I at least make a valid effort.
Two, I have TWO SMALL CHILDREN. Please. Who the hell has time or money to be going to London? I can’t even get out of the house for a playdate without forgetting at least two things.
My amusement stops there though, because of these assholes, they temporarily suspended my facebook account. And let me tell you, this made me realize how much I’m addicted to this stupid site. I was so close to beating last weeks farkle score before this happened.