I’ve reached the status of pregnancy insanity, and also ultimate mega crankiness. People ask me, if I’ve had the baby, to which I glare at them, look at my stomach and I say, “What does it look like, to you, captain obvious?” Ask a stupid question, and ye shall receive a bitchy answer. Also, I apparently don’t look pregnant from behind, which is a nice change. I feel pregnant all over, but I guess I’m carrying all in front. What a lovely surprise! [sarcasm]. I’ve been trying to be patient, but that’s slowly going out the window as this kid drops further and further down, causing more pain, and also? My uterus is apparently still the size of an apartment on the upper east side, because fetus 2.0 is still trying to flip. Memo: There is no more room in there!
Anyway, I had started this post the other day, but WordPress decided to be an asshole and not save my draft for me. But I have a contest for you! A contest!
I was the winner of The Plain White Box. What is the plain white box? Well, you could click that link and read, but basically, the plain white box is a pay it forward type of deal. I won the box from Donna, who won it from someone else. This box has been around the block! So Donna sent me the box full of goodies, which contained lots of candy, and shamefully, I ate about half of it right off the bat (see: late stage pregnancy) before I thought “self, you should probably take a couple of pictures of the box.” Forgive my crappy iPhone pictures, but the camera is upstairs and well, walking up them requires effort. So this is what you get. It was such a fun treat to win this. I got a new bath scrunchie (much needed), candy, a swanky new shark luggage tag (I’m a sucker for cool luggage tags), those awesome springy bracelets from the 80′s. Mini particularly loved those, and a couple of other things that escape my mind. So thank you Donna!
Now it’s my turn to pay it forward, and with the impending birth of fetus 2.0, I want to get this out before this kid is born. So basically, all you have to do to win is just comment and say hi. Consider it a way to delurk, because Jesus, you people are quiet. The contest is open until Monday sometime. Winner will be selected through the random generator. Here are the rules:
- Winner must add some decoration to the box, while maintaining the integrity of the box.
- add their name to the inside lid of the box (so we can see where its been)
- Fill the box up with goodies and host the contest on their site to pay it forward.
I’m feeling comment whoreish, so let’s go.