Random Bullets

by statia on December 3, 2008

In lieu of a real post, here are just a few things that are swishing around in my brain cavity right now:

  • I’ve figured out the key to a really long nap:  Plans.  The more important or dire they are, the longer the nap will be.  Thus ensuring you’ll never meet up with your friends, or leave the house.  Ever.
  • The Mini has been a real charmer today.   At the grocery store, he looked at me and said “ah coot,” to which I answered “yes, baby, you ARE cute.”  The cashiers thought this was hysterical and made him say it over and over again.  Then I told him to say “HEYYYYY BEBEH!”  They loved that even more.  While at a friends house earlier, her daughter came up to give the Mini a kiss, which he kind of looked at me wearily, as if to say “wtf MA?” After she was done, he wiped his mouth with a look of disgust on his face.  Girls are apparently gross already.  But we were dying.
  • I have to pee, but I’m too lazy to get up.
  • I have to shower.  See above.
  • Fetus v. 2.0 (who I might rename The tenant, because let’s face it, he/she is just a temporary leasee) is already giving me major flack.  I woke up in pain the other night, enough to warrant a call to the doctor.  Took some tums and tylenol, went back to sleep.  Still felt weird in the morning, so I went in.  Everything is fine and the minute I left, any weird pains or pressure instantly went away.  My kids live to bust my balls.  I don’t even want to know what it’ll be like when they’re together.
  • I should probably wrangle the Mini from his crib, after such a short nap.  Mental note:  make big plans tomorrow.


Chris December 4, 2008 at 1:20 pm

You think it’s fun now – just wait until he comes out and they gang up on you!

jesser December 4, 2008 at 2:22 pm

Yea … that’s why I don’t want to have more than two. We can’t be outnumbered.

Tiffanni December 5, 2008 at 10:20 pm

I am sorry you had see the dr, but glad everything is ok.
Yeah, what is up with the napping thing? Nate does the same thing.

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