Holidays at my parents house are always interesting. Even more interesting when everyone drinks, but as I am with child, I cannot drink and therefore, my sister got extra “love” from me this year. My favorite gems:
“Dude, what are you talking about? She didn’t go to Lehigh, she’s too dumb to get into that school.”
“Oh shut up, your whole face is your bad side.”
And from the meester:
“You know, I was going to get you a mustache for Christmas, but then I realized you already had one.” (This is in response to her asking who gets someone a mustache for Christmas. The Mini was watching the Yo Gabba Gabba Christmas episode).
To which my dad chimed in:
“I got you some Nair.”
I consider that a successful holiday.