I think everyone in the free world knows that today is a Election Day. I’m not going to sit there and remind you to vote. You’re all big boys and girls and if you don’t remember, well then, let me just make the executive decision and tell you that you are retarded. Because unless you’re living in a bomb shelter somewhere, you know that today is a big fucking deal.
I was trying to teach the Mini to say “GO OBAMA,” but I figured that our heavily small republican town would probably lynch him. And really, he’s too cute to have to suffer through that.