Me: Will you make me an egg in the middle?
Me: And this time, don’t eat my circle!
Meester: *rolls eyes*
Me: You know you have to toast the circle too, right?
Meester: For the love of god…….
Idle chit chat about the election to pass the time.
Meester: Here you go!
Me: *stares at the counter longingly* You didn’t give me my circle!
Meester: Because I didn’t realize that a simple recipe had so many rules!
Me: That’s because you were doing it wrong all of these years. The circle is the most important part.
Meester: Now I know the official rules. *rolls eyes*