Why yes, I am a hot mess this morning.

by statia on October 27, 2008

It’s inevitable that you will run into someone that you haven’t seen in years when you look like a piece of a fried ass haus frau.

I ran into someone I used to work with while running to my credit union to get a new ATM card because I’m a complete spaz these days and I lost my new one before I even had a chance to use it.  My credit union is located in my former place of employment.  Which is nice when you haven’t yet showered, you’re sick as a dog, and your muffin top is looking particularly stellar today.  For a nice added touch, the Mini has a habit of hanging onto my bra strap.

You want to make out with me now, don’t you?

And of course, I could have probably passed right by this person, but I’m sure at some point he’d have recognized who I was.

Generally, I’m not the type of person that has to be totally decked out to leave the house, but I usually shower and you know, run a comb through my hair.  And I generally don’t look so pale and sickly, but I’m like, pale and sickly.  It’s my halloween costume, and I’m going to be wearing it all week.

And he totally lied and said I looked good.  So, dude, thank you.  I consider you a nice guy for lying to a haggard looking Mama.


MsPrufrock October 27, 2008 at 11:10 pm

Erm, is it weird that I only like to make out with you when you look busted? I’m worried I might have a weird Statia as Hobo obsession.

Flicka October 28, 2008 at 12:58 am

I always want to make out with you!

Yes to running into people you know when you look like crap. I’ve given up caring. Sam has to look cute for the both of us.

amishpromqueen` October 28, 2008 at 1:32 am

You had me at fried ass. *swoons*

Mina October 29, 2008 at 12:55 pm

Hopefully it wasn’t an ex-crush. Cuz that would just be comical.

Tiffanni October 29, 2008 at 8:22 pm

hahaha, I am glad to hear I am not the only one shit like that happens to.

Jenn October 30, 2008 at 6:05 pm

I swear this just happened to me ! The Gods can be so cruel !

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