Last week, very suddenly and out of the blue, the Mini decided to FREAK out during diaper changes. I thought maybe he had something wrong with the man junk, because he was kicking and screaming during a simple wipe down.
I finally got him to calm down after a few days of letting him know, “quick quick” followed by “all done.” Along with handing him a knife or some turpentine that he isn’t normally allowed to have, you know, something to distract him.
And then on Friday, we were at the pool, and I was changing him into a swim diaper and accidentally pinched the mushroom cap. And of course, rightfully so, he lost his shit completely.
And now, not only do I feel like a prize asshole, but a prize asshole that has to start all over again.