We’re away this week in Connecticut for a family scattering. Because we’re basically just staying in the same hotel. There’s not a whole lot of gathering going on. Just a few things worth pointing out:
What should have been a four hour trip turned into an eight hour trip. With a toddler who hates the car. Fuck you, Merritt parkway. Sideways. In the corn hole.
If I never have to listen to The Wonder Pets theme song ever again, I will scoop my ear drums out with an Italian ice spoon. Also, why must they give cartoon characters lisps? Sewiously. And I also sometimes question their judgement when saving particular animals. Like the baby turtle that was too stupid to make its way to the ocean. They were hell bent on getting this turtle into the ocean. Isn’t that going against the natural order of things? And how long did it take before that turtle became lunch?
And what better way to celebrate a family get together than with a baby who suddenly has a cold?
This trip is AWESOME!
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