Speaking of Poop……

by statia on May 26, 2008

Me: Where are you?
Mom: In the house.
Me: Are you peeing right now while you’re on the phone with me?
Mom: When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Me: I swear to god woman, next time I’m on the phone with you, I’m totally pooping.
Mom: You’re bad.
Me: What? *grunts* I can’t hear you, I’m totally crowning right now.
Mom: You kids are sick.
Me: I’m not the one peeing while on the phone with her daughter.

{ 4 comments }

Deltus May 26, 2008 at 8:05 am

There’s nothing worse than a Stall Call. Although, when I’m on the phone with family and close friends, I do like to fart loudly when they’re talking. If they hear it, they pause because they *think* they just heard you fart, but they can’t be sure, and they don’t want to be wrong if they ask. Most amusing.

Tanya May 27, 2008 at 7:47 am

I’m so envious. My mother would rather stick a fork in her eye than even acknowledge that she has bodily functions.

Chris Cactus May 29, 2008 at 5:45 am

Talk about the fruit not falling far from the tree… ;)

Donna June 1, 2008 at 5:12 pm

LOL! This is not a conversation I would ever have with my mother. E-VER.

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