I’m so blogging this

by statia on April 11, 2008

Buzz: So like uh, hey, dude, you like, OK and shit?
Me: Uh yeah, why, are you sitting in our driveway already?
Buzz: No, your house is like on fire and shit.
Me: *thud*

Our house wasn’t on fire, and I think he might have said something like “I see plumes of smoke coming from the general direction of your neighborhood.” But that and “your house is on fire,” sounds pretty much the same when you drive over the horizon and see PLUMES OF SMOKE coming from the general direction of your neighborhood. I don’t remember much in the way of the ride home, because I was too busy screaming and hyperventilating, as I thought of my poor dogs roasting in a firey pit of hell. As we got closer to the neighborhood, we realized that it wasn’t in fact our neighborhood, but the next neighborhood over, and that Buzz has poor sense of direction.

I probably should have had more mojitos after I was able to properly hold a glass after that incident.


tricia April 12, 2008 at 8:18 am

I seem to remember you two having some disagreement on where the hell you two lived in relation to one another… you should have thought of that as good ol’ Buzz told you your house was on fire :)

buzz April 12, 2008 at 1:01 pm

Wait…that wasn’t your house? No wonder everything seemed not-burnt-to-holy-hell when we came over.

Tonya April 12, 2008 at 9:57 pm

Whew! Glad it was just a scare.

jesser April 13, 2008 at 8:41 pm

Mmmm… mojito. Now what was it you said about a house being on fire?

geeky April 14, 2008 at 9:28 am

What are friends for, if not to call and tell you your house is on fire when it’s really not? :)

Deltus April 14, 2008 at 5:01 pm

I loves me some mojitos! BTW, was the person whose house was on fire okay?

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