Break Out the Cinder Blocks.

by statia on April 27, 2008

IM conversation with my mother in regards to the fact that they need to have the foundation in their garage fixed due to sinking:

Mom:
Not only that but we have to get every thing out of the garage including the freezer. Where the heck do you put a freezer?
Me: Duh. On the driveway, like any respectable white trash neighbor would.
Mom: This would be a good time to replace the commode in our bathroom because what is a freezer in the driveway without a commode.
Me: The Meester said not to forget the old recliner that’s in the garage.
Mom: Damn I got rid of the recliner already. Maybe I can get it back.

{ 4 comments }

Tonya April 27, 2008 at 10:26 pm

Your mom so totally rocks. I heart her sense of humor!

Deltus April 28, 2008 at 8:06 am

Sofas are good, if you’re going for white trash chic.

Susanne April 28, 2008 at 4:57 pm

Since it’s spring, plant some plastic flowers in the bowl of the toilet. That would be real nice.

April April 28, 2008 at 7:32 pm

She’s also going to need a big truck tire to use as a flower bed.

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