Why I love my friends

by statia on February 5, 2008

I think she has the important issues sorted out:

{ 5 comments }

Merrin February 5, 2008 at 9:05 am

That’s hilarious! Too bad I already voted.

jesser February 5, 2008 at 9:14 am

Now I really want to know what SHOE THEORY is ….

Suz February 5, 2008 at 11:05 am

Really? McCain for the good drugs? Pity Kucinich isn’t in the race any longer.

Suz February 5, 2008 at 11:05 am

Really? McCain for the good drugs? Pity Kucinich isn’t in the race any longer.

bitca February 5, 2008 at 11:33 am

HAHAHA! I love you man. For the Shoe Theory questions…let me ‘splain. Wait. There is too much. Let me sum up.

McCain wins the Shoe Theory vote, because of he has a hot wife and I’m sure she can hook me up with some Jimmy Choos at a discount price. Obama gets a few more points than Hilary, because at least I could get him to hold my purse while I tried on shoes. McCain is also my favorite when it comes to Zombie Outbreaks and any sort of large slug-like creature attacking New York–the man has impressive military skills. I’m just sayin’. There’s the added bonus of probably being able to bum a Vicodin off Cindy if I have a migraine.

So, to sum up, in all of my imaginary scenarios, McCain is who I should be voting for. Although, let’s face it, I’m really voting for Cindy McCain, and she’s not actually running for office. Also, the likelihood of a Zombie Outbreak is pretty slim. Of course, my headache is currently a reality, but I will gladly suffer the glare of the overhead lights if it means that we can get some kind of universal health care and a timetable of withdrawl from Iraq up in here.

I’m totally going to feel really stupid if we’re invaded by aliens this spring.

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