Tourettes

by statia on December 22, 2007

Dear Santa,

I just want to take the opportunity to thank you for waking up my kid from his nap and scaring him into a fit of heaving hysterics. You fucking whore twat bastard dickcheese mother fucking son of a whore asshole. I should have egged the fire truck.

Whore whore whore whore whore whore whore,

Statia


(I believe this entry probably bounces me back into the x-rated category of blogging, and it was so worth it)

{ 10 comments }

Deltus December 22, 2007 at 10:38 am

Santa drives a firetruck now?

Jenn December 22, 2007 at 12:57 pm

What is WITH santa on firetrucks while kids are sleeping?

Shanna December 22, 2007 at 5:40 pm

OMG dying! Please, please, X-rated blogging all the way!

Deltus December 22, 2007 at 9:06 pm

I’d like to fucking chime in with Shanna and fucking state I fucking like it when your fucking blogging is all swearing and fucking x-rated, too.

Motherfuck!

Deltus December 24, 2007 at 10:06 am

Merry Christmas, Statia!

Ms. Pants December 24, 2007 at 1:13 pm

Nipple biter!!!! I fucking miss you!

Bonnie December 25, 2007 at 8:51 am

I didn’t realize that Santa was a whore. My holiday is ruined. Please don’t tell me that he’s a cross-dresser, too.

buzz December 26, 2007 at 3:08 am

You’re like a lovely gentle christmas angel.

jesser December 26, 2007 at 9:23 pm

I suppose this can be applied to anyone who wakes the kid up from his nap, eh? At our house it has most recently and frequently been our freaking dog who has chosen to bark and/or lick Tabby whenever she finally decides to pass out for a little nap. I have threatened to take his butt back to the shelter once or twice … of course he knows … I’d never do that. I love the mutt waaay too much.

Geekymom January 3, 2008 at 11:28 am

Some times ya just gotta let it out and that is what blogging is all about.

Um, I didn’t mean for that to rhyme.

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