Buzz: What are you cold, or did you just get a piss shiver?
Me: The fuck?
See, whenever I get that weird chill, I call it just that, a chill. When it first happened in front of the Meester, he was like, “pee shiver?” And again, I was all what the fuck? And ever since, it’s been a cause for a spat (but not really a spat, more like, you say tomayto, I say tomahto sort of thing). See, when I get a CHILL, it’s not all in my nether regions like I have to piss. No, it’s in my neck and back, so why the hell are people calling it a PEE SHIVER? When Buzz said piss shiver, I thought maybe the two of them and their weird torrid email affair had gone too far. They were rubbing off on each other. Heh.
So really, what the fuck is up with the whole pee shiver thing? It’s a god damned CHILL.