Time to start mainlining the vodka IV style

by statia on July 3, 2007

I just put the Mini down on the bed next to me, where he promptly grabbed his blanket, shoved it so far down his maw that he started choking on it. While I was looking right at him.

Here we go.

{ 4 comments }

anita July 3, 2007 at 1:58 pm

Ahhh welcome to motherhood. It only get’s better and better.

Deltus July 3, 2007 at 2:34 pm

The thing that’ll really send your brain into swirls of noncomprehension: he’ll do the same thing again. And again.

Jenn July 3, 2007 at 3:19 pm

William grabbed a roll of the table and bit half off while sitting in my lap. I thought I pulled most of it out, but he still managed to choke to the point of not breathing while I was holding him.

That infant CPR class actually kicked in at that point.

Camille July 3, 2007 at 8:24 pm

Oh shit! I would’ve totally freaked out.

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