Now screeeeeeeeeeeeeeam

by statia on June 29, 2007

This kid man. He cracks me up, I swear. I’m almost afeard of the little budding personality that lies beneath the infant. He’s going to give us a run for our money.

First off, he’s his Mama’s son. He gets really pissy if we don’t get out of the house during the day. So today, we went to Edwards Freeman, the NUT store to get, well, NUTS. Because this place is wall to wall barrels and shelves, I figured I’d shoehorn his ass into the baby bjorn. Well, he must have grew overnight because first off, R.I.P. size 1-2 Pampers, helloooooo big boy full sized 2′s.

They just fit yesterday. I know, people, I KNOW, they grow overnight. You don’t have to tell me this. I know already.

So, I get myself all hooked up in the bjorn contraption, which he loves, normally. Except for today. I put him in, and try to cinch him up and he screams. It wasn’t your run of the mill baby scream. He wasn’t unhapppy, or crying. It was this full on “woman, you can grease the pig, but he still won’t fit through the hole” kind of scream. I’d try to clip up the side, he’d scream, I tried again, and he screamed again. It wasn’t even angry, it was just like, “seriously, are you JOKING?”

And then we both laughed while I put him in his stroller.

Jesus, this kid is funny.

{ 8 comments }

ewe_are_here June 30, 2007 at 12:29 am

heh heh

They really do know how to get their point across, don’t they?

Baby Boo is also a big, long moose, just shy of 17 pounds at the 16 week mark… I’m skipping the baby bjorn entirely this time around, altho’ my husband is welcome to try!

aithne June 30, 2007 at 5:50 am

What does a pack of those Pampers cost these days anyways?

Geez. I am so removed from this stuff!

Did he like the nut place?

Kathy June 30, 2007 at 4:05 pm

You know these kids …they GROW OVERNIGHT! Heh.

And one time? I gave birth to my cat.

Deltus July 1, 2007 at 9:52 am

Dude, I am SO glad that diapers are now completely out of our lives. That’s a huge milestone you can look forward to in like 2 years time.

waiting line July 1, 2007 at 1:32 pm

hah! how long are those damn baby bjorn carriers supposed to last anyway? just got one – and now wondering about its longevity. sounds like 4 months based on the screams!

becky July 2, 2007 at 12:13 am

hmmm, also wondering if it’ll be worth it.

can’t wait to see what kind of personality this kid develops.

Camille July 2, 2007 at 6:39 am

I am amused by, “I know people, I KNOW, they grow overnight.” You forgot, “now back-the-f-off.”

Lenni July 2, 2007 at 8:14 am

It always cracks me up how much personality babies have. They know exactly what they want. It’s like “You’re a BABY, how can you know what you want already? This has to be better than the womb, right?”

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