Sometimes a fantasy is all you need

by statia on May 12, 2007

The other night I went out with a friend for pedicures and crab legs. Not at the same time, because that would just be weird, although, maybe dipping your toes in butter would be better than parafin.

Her: So what do you think you’ll get for your first Mother’s Day?
Me: I don’t know, but I’d like one night of uninterrupted sleep.
Her: There’s a song by Billy Joel, called Fantasy, and it goes something like this. “It’s just a fantasy. And it even has a little oh oh oh oh in it.”
Me: I was afraid of that.

Consequently, for my first Mother’s Day, the Meester planned me a spa day. I can’t wait. The last time I had a massage, I was knocked up, and while I was totally over the moon about the novelty of laying on my stomach while pregnant, I’m looking forward to not being such a paranoid freak because I’m laying on my stomach. Plus, there’s that whole discomfort thing I was experiencing. I’m looking forward to doing this with a vacant uterus.


mel May 12, 2007 at 4:31 pm

ohh a spa day sounds heavenly. And you certainly deserve it. Enjoy every moment!

Kathy May 12, 2007 at 5:21 pm

Don’t faht on the massage table.

becky May 12, 2007 at 5:49 pm

cool. that does sound nice. enjoy!

jen May 12, 2007 at 6:43 pm


it’s been too f’ing long! omg. HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY! i miss you!

do you have enough lip gloss to make it an entire massage session? i know you, you NEVER have enough lip gloss…


robyn May 12, 2007 at 7:17 pm

Have a WONDERFUL Mommy’s Day! LMAO @Kathy…

robyn May 12, 2007 at 7:18 pm

P.S. Totally recognize those header graphics! Cute! ;-)

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