Chainsawing Redwoods

by statia on February 5, 2007

One of the pregnancy “ailments” that I knew about, was snoring. Which I confidently wrote down, in ink under the “nah, that’ll never happen to me category.” Seeing as how I normally sleep on my face, I’ve never been a snorer. I think I’ve snored like three times in my entire life.

People, every time I’m lucky enough to doze off, I’ve been waking myself up from snoring so damn loudly.

This whole pregnancy thing just gets sexier and sexier by the day.

{ 13 comments }

Tracy February 5, 2007 at 4:01 pm

Oh, come on. You know there’s some fetish group out there interested in snoring pregnant women! (No, I’m not going to google it, because my psyche is already fragile, thanks.)

Lori February 5, 2007 at 4:14 pm

As sexy as pregnancy is, post partum is even sexier I’m afraid.

erica February 5, 2007 at 4:14 pm

My significant other thinks the pregnancy snoring is fabulous since now anytime I complain about his snoring he can throw it back at me.

I wouldn’t have believed him if I hadn’t woken myself up doing it so many times now!

waiting line February 5, 2007 at 4:38 pm

. . . oh great.

Camille February 5, 2007 at 5:17 pm

ROFL!

Anita February 5, 2007 at 5:25 pm

I woke myself up from a nap yesterday afternoon with a big snort.

Sexy ain’t it.

jen February 5, 2007 at 8:04 pm

Hawt.

Minawolf February 6, 2007 at 5:37 am

Yeah, I might prefer the snoring to be honest. Gas, especially when you’re out of the house 50 hours a week, is not fun.

geeky February 6, 2007 at 6:50 am

i had no idea snoring was a pregnancy side effect!

Jenny February 6, 2007 at 9:55 am

I didn’t know it was a side effect either but I hope I do get it. A little payback for the hubbie.

Lut C. February 6, 2007 at 11:36 am

If ever I am PG, this is one ailment I want (and few others, please). My man has been keeping me awake for years.

robyn February 7, 2007 at 6:53 am

Just be glad you already know in advance that you won’t be poo’ing on the delivery table… Now THAT is sexy-defined.

tricia February 9, 2007 at 10:08 am

I have footage of that. heh.

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