You’re not the boss of me now…..

by statia on January 10, 2007

What’s going on right now:

I’ve arrived in the world of pregnancy. I’m now pissing my pants if I cough too hard AND my doctor decided that today would be a great day to start internal exams. Don’t I feel special?

Fetus is growing on the large side. I’m going to give birth to a yeti.

Miss M. thinks she’s the boss of us according to a behavioral therapist. We obviously need to knock her ass down a few pegs, because SHE’S SO NOT THE BOSS OF US.

Nursery furniture arrives today, which means that I’m making cute dolphin noises inside my head. Once the Meester is done swearing at the crib during assembly, I’ll upload some pictures.


Merrin January 10, 2007 at 3:01 pm

Oooohhhh! I can’t wait to see! I finally finished painting our nursery, and I’m fiending for furniture!

mel January 10, 2007 at 3:07 pm

double ooooohhhh I can’t wait to see.

internals…always the good times, eh?!

Dooneybug January 10, 2007 at 3:40 pm

Ahhh….internal exams. Now aren’t those fun?!

Yes, I can’t wait to see the furniture!!!

donna January 10, 2007 at 3:47 pm

Yea for nursery furniture. Boo for ritual fistings by the OB/GYN!

Jenn January 10, 2007 at 3:58 pm

I’m impressed. I started pissing myself randomly (as in not even when I sneezed or coughed) at 19 weeks.

Linda January 10, 2007 at 8:41 pm

So it all begins with the dildo cam, then you graduate to the mythical “pants on” ultrasound, then you get kicked back to the internal exam. It’s almost like punishment for making it this far. Bah!

geeky January 11, 2007 at 4:43 pm

the dog whisperer told me to tell you to be the pack leader.

robyn January 11, 2007 at 7:42 pm

Having my bladder tossed to the side on a table twice while they took the kids out and then put me back together Tinker Toy assembly-style…let’s just say that even 18 months after the pregnancies I still have to be careful when I cough…

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