Poopy Poker

by statia on December 15, 2006

This kid apparently hates my colon. Like hates with a burning fiery passion. I’m really not quite sure what he/she is doing in there, but quite frankly, the kid has found a new plaything or is just so irate that it’s there that she/he is WAILING on the organ that so delicately holds my poop.

Me: Seriously, this kid is like, beating the crap out of my colon. Like a steam roller. I feel like he/she is bowling on my colon.
Meester: You mean like Bowling for Colon-bine?
Me: Oh brother….

It all comes back to poop jokes, folks, and I walked right into it that time.


Kathy December 15, 2006 at 5:25 pm

Watch out for those gutta bawls.

Lut C. December 16, 2006 at 2:30 am

LOL! Or should that be LMAO?

waiting line December 16, 2006 at 3:39 pm


Heather December 17, 2006 at 6:30 am

Fun to have your rectum and cervix as punching bags eh?? I still know I will miss having her inside me though.

Chris December 18, 2006 at 5:24 am

Ha. It really is a shame we don’t live closer ;-)

missy December 28, 2006 at 11:05 am

Dude, you totally know that this is karma for being all happy and bragging about your ability to poop freely a couple weeks back. :) totally kidding btw…

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