Hot chicks showdown, part two: the Nigella is creepy edition.

by statia on December 3, 2006

Last year, I did a “Crime fighting chicks showdown” to settle a score between Bob (who’s server seems to be fucked right now) and I, that my beloved Mariska was hotter than Jill Hennessy (she was of course).

This year, he wants to find out if Nigella Lawson is hotter than Mariska. To which I say, bitch please. Now, don’t get me wrong. Nigella is attractive. But she tries to pull off this whole sex kitten thing on her show which to me, just comes off as creepy. Creepy as in “I keep children locked up in my basement” kind of creepy. And I’m sorry, maybe you’ll disagree, but no one can knock Mariska out of my #1 spot.

So which is it? (click to embiggen)

{ 21 comments }

skits December 3, 2006 at 10:54 am

Nigella is creepy weird. Totally.

Kate December 3, 2006 at 10:54 am

Nigella’s hot, but Mariska wins.

Solonor December 3, 2006 at 11:09 am

You think I can be coerced into voting your way out of fear of an irate preggo? Ha! I’m voting my conscience!

It just so happens that my conscience says “Mariska.” So nyah!

trish December 3, 2006 at 11:31 am

Even the name of her show sounds dirty, like a porn movie, “Nigella Feasts.” I always get this picture of a huge blow job orgy. Well, it’s called food porn, right?

Sanorah December 3, 2006 at 11:35 am

Sadly i have no idea who either of them are, as no names are posted I dont’ know which is which… wow i’ve really been out of the states too long….
~S

MsPrufrock December 3, 2006 at 3:25 pm

Ah, a topic right down my alley. Somehow.

I cannot believe you would dare pick Mariska over Jill. I have loved Jill since her early L&O, so I’m sorry, Mariska loses.

Uh, and I’m going to have to choose Nigella as well. I can’t help it, that butch haircut Mariska had back in the day was far too naff.

girl December 3, 2006 at 9:32 pm

dude, it’s Benson, all the way.

Deltus December 3, 2006 at 9:32 pm

NO NO NO! This is to find out who’s hotter, Nigella Lawson or Giada De Laurentis. Mariska and Jill was the “battle of the crime fighting chicks”. This is the “battle of the food-preparing hotties”.

And, my vote is for Nigella.

jen December 3, 2006 at 10:34 pm

Mariska. Mariska Mariska Mariska.

I love saying her name. Oooh.
heh.

She’s waaay hotter than that other chick.

Jonathan December 4, 2006 at 1:54 am

Mariska. I’m not really liking Nigella’s face (although the dark hair is nice).

Jenn December 4, 2006 at 2:02 am

Mariska, without a doubt.

SSFB December 4, 2006 at 5:00 am

Mariska. I’ve never heard of the other lady so that should count as a point against her, no?

SVU is one of the greatest shows! (My mother calls it SUV)

Chris December 4, 2006 at 5:11 am

I know nothing about Nigella. Mariska all the way.

Jeanne December 4, 2006 at 5:38 am

Mariska Hands down!!

Ms. Pants December 4, 2006 at 7:41 am

Mariska. The other chick looks like she could hide a shiv in her gums and shank your ass when you’re not looking.

akeeyu December 4, 2006 at 8:31 am

Nigella’s show always sounds like she’s about to sneak off and do something unholy with a rolling pin.

Rolling pins are not sexy.

Mollywogger December 4, 2006 at 8:56 am

Oh my god, it’s so Mariska. She’s so much more genuine.

karmajenn December 4, 2006 at 10:47 am

Mariska. There is no other choice.

Deltus December 4, 2006 at 12:16 pm

Well, since the contest now seems to be Mariska vs. Nigella (rather than Giada vs. Nigella), I pick Mariska too. Nigella’s got more curves and the sexy Brit accent, but she’s no Mariska Hargitay (or Jill Hennessey, for that matter).

Kathy December 5, 2006 at 12:37 pm

I don’t know… but I’d love to see them fight to the death.

mel December 6, 2006 at 11:39 am

No doubt…Mariska.

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