ill advised pork nog (or Statia’s on her nog bitchfest…AGAIN)

by statia on November 6, 2006

If you’ve been reading here any length of time, you’ll know that I HATE egg nog. Not just HATE. I FUCKING HATE egg nog. It’s the most foul shit ever and yes, I do say this every year. In fact, I should just probably re post the egg nog entry year after year. Because “I fucking hate egg nog, seriously.” And this year being pregnant, don’t even let me get a whiff because I will throw up. Smelling it on a non pregnant day makes me gag.

Naturally, the Meester brought home the nog for himself EARLY this year. Like, two weeks ago. Isn’t that great? I don’t even want to open the fridge.

I had a point here, but I saw something sparkly and lost my train of thought.

Oh yes, I happened upon a site that had all of the “Real Men of Genius” Budweiser ads and there was a Nog Inventor commercial on there that I hadn’t heard before. I’m so glad that the singer of the Budweiser commercials agrees with me: Nog is gross Especially trout nog.

I think I’m going to start an anti-nog campaign.


SSFB November 6, 2006 at 9:21 am

Wow, first the Haggis and now this… he really is torturing you!

skits November 6, 2006 at 9:39 am

EGG NOG IS LIFE. I have to take the meester’s side, here, dude. Because now is the time for McDonald’s and their Egg Nog Shakes of Looove.

Kate November 6, 2006 at 10:32 am

I’m with Skits and the Meester. LOVE THE NOG! Especially if it’s boozed up. But I’ll take it either way.

Ms. Pants November 6, 2006 at 10:37 am

I’m in on the Anti-Nog.

Kevin Donahue November 6, 2006 at 10:46 am

You, me and Cartman, sister.

Jenn November 6, 2006 at 11:49 am

I’m with you. Nog is nasty. Especially pork nog.

jesser November 6, 2006 at 12:14 pm

Ever had boiled custard? It’s a thing they parade out in the south around the holidays and stick next to the milk and eggnog in the dairy case. It’s a bit like drinkable vanilla pudding and it’s as oddly good/gross as it sounds. You can have at most a shot glass full of it or you will go into cardiac arrest within seconds.

Merrin November 6, 2006 at 12:16 pm

Egg nog is the nastiest thing EVER.

Mollywogger November 6, 2006 at 12:21 pm

Must admit, I love the egg nog. But I understand that bone-deep hatred. My husband has it for those light-up moving deer that people put in their yards in the winter. Hates them. With his whole being. Don’t even try to make a joke about them, he’ll be enraged.

People are strange.

MsPrufrock November 6, 2006 at 12:33 pm

It’s called “nog” for fuck’s sake. ‘Nuff said.

donna November 6, 2006 at 1:19 pm

Just say no to nog. Ick!

Linda November 6, 2006 at 3:16 pm

You KNOW the meester drinks nasty things … geez … don’t say “trout nog” too loudly or you’ll likely find it in your refrigerator!

mel November 6, 2006 at 3:27 pm

dude, nog is like right up there with pumpkin for me. is totally available.

Mary Scarlet November 6, 2006 at 5:27 pm

Nog is nasty.

Donna November 6, 2006 at 10:40 pm

Gotta go with the Meester on this one, love the nog. The thicker the better.

Look! A shiny thing!

geeky November 7, 2006 at 7:24 am

wtf is pork nog? and for that matter, wtf is nog?

Chris November 7, 2006 at 8:56 am

Love those ads…and hate the nog. Down with nog!

Jonathan November 7, 2006 at 9:27 am


amy t. November 7, 2006 at 9:36 am

I don’t think I’ve ever had nog, but I can tell you I never will. It just SOUNDS gross. I mean, I’m not a huge fan of eggs, so egg in the title of a drink just brings to mind… well, drinking a raw egg. Ick.

girl November 7, 2006 at 8:06 pm

I’m with ames on this one. I don’t think I’ve ever actually tried it b/c the mere thought of it makes me wanna yack. no spank you.

Tonya November 8, 2006 at 12:02 pm

Never liked it, and can only tolerate it if it’s steeped with copious amounts of brandy. Spiked nog = almost okay; regular nog = barf-o-rama.

devilok November 8, 2006 at 4:24 pm

“Waaah! I hate nog! My pussy hurts!”

Don’t worry dude. I’ll come over and drink nog with the little man…

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