Chuck Norris has nothing on Fetus

by statia on November 16, 2006

Last night while laying in bed, Fetus decided it would be fun to kick me so hard, that I actually oomphed out loud. she/he did this about three times before I was like “DUDE enough already”. It literally resonated through my entire body. This kid apparently is taking the roundhouse kicking practice very seriously.

Today, I feel as if he/she is trying to literally bust out the front of my uterus. Like a quality inspector, I’m fully expecting my uterus to come out with a sticker on it that says “inspected by number 72.”

OOMPH!

{ 7 comments }

Jonathan November 16, 2006 at 10:14 am

Who wouldn’t want a ninja baby?

Tracy November 16, 2006 at 10:22 am

Spoken like a man, Johnathan…

geeky November 16, 2006 at 10:29 am

you’re having a ninja? awesome.

Lut C. November 16, 2006 at 12:08 pm

Hey kid, you’re about 20 years too late for Flashdance. Don’t tell my you’ve smuggled in a DanceDanceRevolution thing in there.

Linda November 18, 2006 at 11:11 am

Thank goodness you don’t have two ninjas in there duking it out. You’d never get any rest!

aithne November 18, 2006 at 1:58 pm

Sounds like a ninja who is doing DDR.

I did have two ninja’s inside me and what bruising I took!

Kevin Donahue November 18, 2006 at 5:56 pm

It’s a little known fact that baby Chuck Norris invented the C-section by roundhouse kicking his mom’s ute.

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