Wanted: alcohol. Just one drink.

by statia on September 29, 2006

Sales = stress. End of quarter = ungodly amounts of stress, which = Statia not being happy at all. I’m so stressed out right now that I’m trying to laugh so that I don’t cry. It makes me miserable. It also makes me paranoid that I’ve killed the fetus with insane amounts of stress. I don’t even have witty or funny.

I think I may or may not have felt fetus move. Doctor says probably not for another week and a half, 9 million other people all say different things. It’s hard to tell what’s gas and what’s not. And believe me when I tell you, I tear it up, so if I feel something, I wait for the fart. If I don’t fart, I’m guessing it’s the fetus.

And until I feel some sort of consistent movement, I’ll go crazy.


SJW September 29, 2006 at 11:02 am

Here’s the score
Farts: 5
Fetus: 1

I’ll bet the meester comes home with a foam finger that reads “Go Fetus!”

Donna September 29, 2006 at 11:20 am

Stress won’t hurt the baby, I’ve read that a million times. It’s not good for you though.

Ms. Pants September 29, 2006 at 11:29 am

Fetus is fucking with you. *poke*poke*poke* on the fart button but no farts. Heh.

Wendy September 29, 2006 at 12:07 pm

Sales = stress. End of quarter = ungodly amounts of stress.

Dude, I so hear you. I want to sew my face shut right now, just so I’ll be unable to sell things over the phone.

Lut C. September 29, 2006 at 12:08 pm

Great! A fetus with a sense of humor!

jen September 29, 2006 at 12:16 pm

I first felt movement at around 13 weeks. Just a flutter, but I know it wasn’t gas.

And when she really got moving, people used to tell me that it was unreal, how active she was.

Now that she is here, all she does is sleep.



linda September 29, 2006 at 10:48 pm

If a fetus farts and no one hears it…

LOL!! Okay, stupid physics jokes have no place on a blog…

Maybe you’ve got a gassy kid in there? :-) )

Jen September 30, 2006 at 7:54 am

I felt my girl move really early. It was so exciting!

Camille September 30, 2006 at 5:01 pm

I was like you. I didn’t know for sure that it was G moving until after 20 weeks for sure. Those people that say, “oh, you’ll know” should keep to themselves. You will know, but not necessarily in the beginning.

BTW – thanks for sharing all of this. I’m enjoying reading about your pregnancy, although a teenie weenie bit jealous that its not me. Just a little..not a lot. :)

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