Things I’m not amused with

by statia on June 26, 2006

Dear Mother Nature,

Why in all that is holy, did you create the earwig? What the hell purpose do they serve except to skeeve people out by hiding in rogue places? Fuck earwigs.


Also? Guess who found a GREY pube…


DD June 26, 2006 at 9:13 am

Here’s hoping it was your husband…on himself. The pube, not the earwig.

linda June 26, 2006 at 9:32 am

A grey pube! Ahahahahahaha!!! Maybe it’s just a really really blonde one!??? :o )

geeky June 26, 2006 at 10:20 am

what? they turn grey?!

Faith June 26, 2006 at 10:44 am

Haven’t yet experienced the gray pube thing…but I’m sure it’s just around the corner.

And earwigs, chiggers, and moths can just fuck RIGHT off, IMO. Hate those things. (Why is it they always seem to show up in a house/apartment you’ve just moved into, too? I found a bunch of them in my house when I moved in 3 years ago, but haven’t seen any since then, really. What’s that all about? Not that I WANT them around, or anything…just sayin’.)

Chris June 26, 2006 at 11:02 am

Television’s favorite sidekick Ed McMahon? No? Okay, then I’ll guess you.

Lisa June 26, 2006 at 11:10 am

Those are the creepiest bugs.

waiting line June 26, 2006 at 4:13 pm

oh no (on both counts)!

Beth June 26, 2006 at 4:31 pm

Clairol? Fingers crossed for the 5th.

Meg June 26, 2006 at 10:29 pm

I had to google earwig, being that they’re called silverfish in australia. I KNOW. I always wondered too.

Manuela June 27, 2006 at 4:55 pm

Darling… just get the pubes highlighted and it’ll all blend away…

ciz June 28, 2006 at 9:09 am

grey you say ?

Lisa June 28, 2006 at 10:24 am

earwigs give me the squicks. yuck.

geez, grey pubes? it’s from lack of use, ya know. it can be stopped… ;-)

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