Jiffy Pop has nothing on him.

by statia on March 13, 2006

“Wouldn’t it be funny to see Orville Redenbacher in a gimp outfit?”

Me: …………

The weirdness never ends here.

In other news, I don’t have much to say except the hot flashes are subsiding my ovaries are ripening, and look like I’ve been kicked in the stomach several times over.

I’m hoping that the retrieval is on Sunday rather than Monday or Tuesday.


The Meeeester March 13, 2006 at 8:43 pm

She forgot to add the “with the butt-plug that has the horse tail” part.

millie March 13, 2006 at 10:44 pm

Glad to hear the hot flashes are getting better. Hope you get your Sunday retrieval as well. Are you thinking about 3 day or 5 day transfer?

The Old Blue Truck March 14, 2006 at 5:30 am

Statia – and Meeeester…
Greetings from Downunder! I found your blog while doing some research for a piece I’m writing on IVF… Know EXACTLY what you guys are going through at the moment… and just wanted to say “hang on in!” Our daughter was the 3rd Test Tube Baby (in the world) born in Melbourne in March ’81 – she’s 25 this month and now a Lawyer… her baby brother (one of the first frozen embryo babies) is now 19 – and training as a giggolo (he says different!). Loved your gripes on fuckwitted questions – you should have heard them 25 years ago! And discussing masturbation on National TV – that was different!
Good luck you two – I’ll be watching developments…

Chris March 14, 2006 at 5:57 am

I will never think of Orville Redenbacher the same again. Not that I thought of him often. I swear.

amy t. March 14, 2006 at 7:40 am

Well, Orville is from Valparaiso, Indiana, and it’s not like there’s a hell of a lot to do up in that area. I bet he got drunk and dressed like a gimp (or maybe a woman) at least once in his life.

Or maybe not.

Stephanie March 14, 2006 at 8:28 am

mmmm jiffy pop. hope you ovaries don’t burn the way that jiffy pop always does…..

Molly March 14, 2006 at 9:08 am

Your husband truly is a joy.

Ornery March 14, 2006 at 9:30 am

Okay…midget porn I get. Blueberry soda is disgusting, but I will concede that it might lend itself to be the object of one’s bizarre fascination. But Orville in gimp apparel…even I must draw the line somewhere.

Retrieval? This WEEKEND? Holy crap, I can’t believe it’s here! Good luck!

April March 14, 2006 at 10:33 am


I will never, ever get that mental image out of my head.

Damn you both.

Faith March 14, 2006 at 11:09 am

I’m kind of glad that I haven’t the first clue what a gimp outfit would look like. When I think of the word “gimp” it brings to mind someone with a broken foot, or something. You know, someone that’s “gimpy”. But after the comments made here, that doesn’t seem to be the direction you’re taking it in.

Feel free to e-mail and educate me, Statia. Lord knows I never needed to know what felching was, but I heard the definition when I was about 17, and I’m a better person for knowing it, I’m sure.

Beth March 14, 2006 at 2:32 pm

If Orville is in a gimp outfit, what do Bartles & James wear? Tutus? Dominatrix gear?

Wow – I can’t believe retrieval might be this weekend.

tracey March 14, 2006 at 5:32 pm

Hope you get your early retrieval wish!!


P.S. and whaddabout that post from down under? You’re famous!

Kathy March 14, 2006 at 6:17 pm

Orville Redenbacher…more gimp… less fuckin’ around.

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