How to make your RE wince in disgust.

by statia on March 18, 2006

After waiting for over AN HOUR in the waiting room this morning, we finally got in to see Dr. Moustache. I mean, come ON people, I understand the office is busy, but don’t schedule 6 people at once, when you only have two rooms. Especially when you’re dealing with women who are totally amped up on hormones and are bruised to the point of looking like Luka, who lives on the second floor. All I wanted was a Monday retrieval because I’m done with the bloating and the ginormous ovaries and the sticking of LOTS of needles in my abdomen. But it looks like we’re going to be doing a Wednesday retrieval. Which means you get to deal with the increasing bitchiness and crankiness. I will also most likely develop a mild case of torrets while I’m at it.

DON’T YOU STAMP YOUR LAST SEASON’S PRADA SHOES AT ME YOU WHORE.

When we finally got into the exam room, the dr asked me if I was experience the “thicker egg like discharge” to which I responded, “oh you mean the crotch snot? Yes, I’ve been experiencing that.”

I’m guessing there will be extra “moist personal cleansing cloths” on the exam table on Monday.

{ 13 comments }

skits March 18, 2006 at 4:49 pm

Crotch Snot. I am so going to find a way to work that into the next conversation I have with my sister. Dude, I’m so sorry you have to wait until Wednesday. :(

Manuela March 18, 2006 at 5:22 pm

Hey… remind me, girlfriend. You’re micro-flaring, right??? What’s your protocol so far???

Manuela March 18, 2006 at 5:22 pm

Hey… remind me, girlfriend. You’re micro-flaring, right??? What’s your protocol so far???

Camille March 18, 2006 at 7:17 pm

OMG! Luka…on the second floor? Crotch snot? You seriously are ALWAYS making me laugh. Sorry you gotta wait… :o (

Tonya March 18, 2006 at 9:10 pm

If you don’t mind me asking, drop me an e-mail about your latest NK levels? I am doing the IVIgs and am curious what your RE considers elevated.

Counting the days with you….

robyn March 18, 2006 at 10:04 pm

Wednesday? Ugh! Glad to see your sense o’ humor is still intact…hang in there!

Linda March 19, 2006 at 12:36 am

Can’t believe he’s making you wait til Wednesday. Try to not bend over too much until then..and no sneezing either! ;-) )

Helen March 19, 2006 at 8:18 am

Am suddenly craving an egg white omelet…

Donna March 19, 2006 at 4:29 pm

Gah! Is this why they refer to it as Hump Day?

Julianna March 19, 2006 at 6:12 pm

I hope you are feeling okay. Good luck tomorrow!

Jenny March 20, 2006 at 9:38 am

I can’t get that damn Luka song out of my head now.
My name is luka, I live on the second floor, I live upstairs from you, yes I think you’ve seen me before…..

amy t. March 20, 2006 at 9:57 am

A reference to Luka and to Legally Blonde all in one post? I love you.

Ornery March 21, 2006 at 11:38 am

Admit it, you’re trying to disgust your RE so you can hoard away those moist cleansing cloths, aren’t you?

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