Because being in the stirrups isn’t funny enough

by statia on March 21, 2006

We’ve spent a good portion of these last two weeks in the exam room waiting for Dr. Moustache to jam the probe up my hootch. We need to find new ways to amuse ourselves, because shoving the scopettes up your nose gets old after a while.

me: Sorry I’m late, I was eating a sandwich…. a monte christo (we always find this stupidly amusing).
him: Sorry I’m late, I was pooping.
me: Sorry I’m late, I was relaxing in “the jungle room”
him: Sorry I’m late, I was fisting a midget….

Of course then there’s always the “come on baby, let me just hump you right here on the table” line, because oh yes, that gets me hot!!!


Amy March 21, 2006 at 1:50 pm

OMG, you guys need a reality TV show.

osteff March 21, 2006 at 1:52 pm

Oh..reality TV you might be on to something…

Merrin March 21, 2006 at 2:14 pm

“Fisting a midget”? I think I just wet myself.

donna March 21, 2006 at 2:16 pm

I can’t stop laughing. You crack me up!

geeky March 21, 2006 at 3:25 pm

those all sound like good excuses to me!

The Old Blue Truck March 22, 2006 at 5:28 am

“Fisting a midget”? That’s VERY good!
But like most smart arse Australians – I’m going to try and top it…
I need to go back nearly 25 years – we had our first child and were now helping “The Monash Team” counselling new patients… The egg pickup was nearly finished – the semen sample was running late – VERY late… The good professor asked me to find the slow husband and tell him to “hurry up.” I knocked on the masturbatorium door – told him the message – and (this works better in an Aussie accent) the reply…
Jeeeezuz mate – gimmee a break – the bloody jar’s only half full…

Hang in there you two…

April March 22, 2006 at 9:06 am

Thinking of you and sending you love.

Fisted midgets and all.

Chris March 22, 2006 at 9:12 am

Goddamn. See, I knew I liked you. The key to any good, inappropriate joke is a midget. Or Ed McMahon. But I don’t want to talk about fisting Ed McMahon.

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