Because being in the stirrups isn’t funny enough

by statia on March 21, 2006

We’ve spent a good portion of these last two weeks in the exam room waiting for Dr. Moustache to jam the probe up my hootch. We need to find new ways to amuse ourselves, because shoving the scopettes up your nose gets old after a while.

me: Sorry I’m late, I was eating a sandwich…. a monte christo (we always find this stupidly amusing).
him: Sorry I’m late, I was pooping.
me: Sorry I’m late, I was relaxing in “the jungle room”
him: Sorry I’m late, I was fisting a midget….
me: BWAHAHAHAHAHA. You win.

Of course then there’s always the “come on baby, let me just hump you right here on the table” line, because oh yes, that gets me hot!!!

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