Think I’m moody now? Just wait until I start the injectables..

by statia on February 7, 2006

There really isn’t a whole lot to say this week. Vagina carwash was a success. I have a pretty uterus and now it’s sparkling clean. It’s like Mentos, the freshmaker!! When I say it was a success, what I’m really saying is that I lived through it, but it really sucked, what with all the wandings and speculums stuck up my snatch, SANS LUBE. Let’s not forget the scrapings and the insta cramps when they filled my ute full of saline. The ute was NOT HAPPY about having liquid in it and protested accordingly. Let’s just say that while it wasn’t horrible, I didn’t like it, and I’m glad it’s all FINALLY DONE AND I’LL NEVER HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN!!!

Next, let’s talk about this pill thing. Christ almighty, I’m not liking the pill at all. Just 2 and a half more weeks of the hell that is the pill. Now I know why I went off it 6 years ago. My once lovely zit free face is no more, and hello? BACKNE??? What the fuck is THAT about? Death to the birth control pill.

On a happier note, there is light at the end of the evil Chihuahua tunnel. Miss M has been a joy to be around. She’s been good about “pottys” and totally schmoozy and loving. Hell, we’ve even left her out during the day because she’s been that good. It’s like one day she just “got it.” I’m totally jinxing myself right now, I know it, but it’s ok. We can live with her. I’m giving credit to the training classes and Cesar Milan, who we now watch non-stop. Thank you Cesar, for getting us in touch with our inner dog.

{ 7 comments }

SJW February 7, 2006 at 12:23 pm

All I could think of while reading this is, “Deze two utes…”

Ornery February 7, 2006 at 12:52 pm

I must admit, you do have incredible, porcelain-like skin. Frankly, it makes me a little sick, but I still feel sorry for your bacne.

Ms. Pants February 7, 2006 at 1:14 pm

Get the tool….

Stephanie February 7, 2006 at 1:20 pm

OK, i am going for my ute wash tomorrow…does it really hurt?? and why can’t the damn doctors give us more than fucking advil when probing our insides in such wrong ways…..

glad your ute is clean and clear!

Donna February 7, 2006 at 1:39 pm

Great, now I can’t eat Mentos without thinking of your snatch. Cesar is a god.

Michelle February 7, 2006 at 1:42 pm

Dude seriously, sans lube? I guess the phrase “we’ll be gentle” didn’t apply? Yikes.

Manuela February 7, 2006 at 4:17 pm

Lube schmoob…. ol’ hat infertiles like us are so battle worn and wizened that they figure we don’t need no sissy lube! I mean… if I can do egg retrieval without anaesthetic??? Well… you know…

And… let me say HURRAH! for Miss M. More pics please!!!!!

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