My infertile bitches

by statia on February 24, 2006

So Vanessa and I came up with the idea to call us upcoming cyclers “Infertile Bitches”, because the term cycle buddy just sounds so “hold on to the rope and stay single file” gay. Or “will you be my stranger buddy?” gay. So who’s cycling in the upcoming month? Would you like to vent about “nurse, the other white meat” or help you come up with crazy emails to send to your in cycle nurses? Or hell, maybe you’re lupron crazy and need to be told to put the ax down and back away from the husband, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!

Because cycle buddy just sounds too happy and everyone knows that the last thing you are is jovial when you’re amped up on lupron and gonal.

{ 6 comments }

Vanessa February 24, 2006 at 1:39 pm

I’m in (which, of course, you said in this post.) And I like the name. Hostile, with a touch of honesty.

Of course I’m in. I’m doing so many drugs with you we’d be disqualified from the Olympics, it sounds perfect.

Ornery February 24, 2006 at 2:18 pm

Does this mean no holding hands and singing koom-by-ah while we toast marshmallows over a roaring campfire? But, gosh darnit, that would have been so much FUN!

donna February 24, 2006 at 3:43 pm

I like it. We should get jackets, like the Pink Ladies. Except they’d have to be black, for Black Rage. But definitely the script on the back saying “Infertile Bitches.”

Donna February 25, 2006 at 12:33 am

Dammit, I guess I don’t get to be an IB. Crap. I wanted a new black jacket. Do you accept honorary members with good references?

Jenny February 26, 2006 at 7:17 pm

I’m in! Infertile Bitches it is.

coloratura February 28, 2006 at 10:56 pm

Not cycling (yet, anyway), but would be honored to be called an Infertile Bitch… good luck with your cycle, I’m keeping my fingers crossed for you!

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