Cleave sweat is NOT sexy.

by statia on February 27, 2006

I thought I was going to end up having Jury duty today. I was on “call in status” at least half of the day, so I decided to work at home in my fuzzy slippers and Pj’s. With work being so insanely busy these days, I knew I’d get a lot more done.

So, my biggest gripe with the new bed is that I sweat more than a body builder on roids. I’m a warm sleeper to begin with and now and again, I’ll wake up a little sweaty. This is beyond a little sweaty. In fact it’s beyond disgusting because I wake up DRENCHED in sweat. So much so that the bed is damp and I have to leave the bed unmade to air it out. Sure, my back feels great, but people, this bed is NOT staying in this house if something doesn’t change soon. I can’t stand waking up to dripping sweat in my cleave. Not to mention, it makes the bedroom smell like funk. You know that smell.

It sucks because otherwise, it’s comfortable and the meester loves it. But it’s going to be one of those things where I’m going to get pneumonia because I’m sleeping in sweat with no covers on and a fan blowing.

For $4700 this thing should come with a built in cooling system. Not to mention a hand job machine and an ice cream maker.


M@ February 27, 2006 at 3:02 pm

I not sure which is more exciting the hand job machine or the ice cream maker. :)

Susan / holdingpattern February 27, 2006 at 3:43 pm

Ah yes, how often I have fantasized about a bed that has a built in hand job machine. But instead of the ice cream maker, I would like mine to be a combination chocolate martini and margarita (on the rocks with salt please) machine. It should also serve Thai food on demand. And then I would never leave the house again.

Dooneybug February 27, 2006 at 4:13 pm

Remember me telling you about sweating when you last posted about the bed? Uh huh. It should get better, it did for me!

jen February 27, 2006 at 8:38 pm

Oh I am with Susan ALL the way!!
Wait. Ice Cream…


Decisions decisions!

And um…in the commercial, Lindsay says that the bed ‘costs about the same as conventional beds’ doesn’t she??

We have a ‘good’ bed, that cost us around $1500. Last time I checked..$4700 is $3200 MORE…right??

Yikes. That just sucks.

Rob February 28, 2006 at 12:05 am

Would the hand-job machine work for both sexes? That’s an important feature rarely listed in those Consumer Reports articles.

Chris February 28, 2006 at 6:13 am

Uh, can I just raise my hand in support of both the hand job machine and ice cream maker? That? Is what every bed needs.

martha February 28, 2006 at 9:20 am

ugh. Do other people have this problem with that bed? Is it too soft and holding you too close? That’s so gross, i’m so sorry…

Ornery February 28, 2006 at 9:27 am

Dude, you could make millions! If men are willing to pay up the ass for Viagra, imagine how much they’d be willing to pay for a hand job machine!

buddha February 28, 2006 at 10:03 am

Mmmmmm….Cleave Sweat!!!

Mmmmm…..Hand Job Machine!!!

Kathy February 28, 2006 at 12:22 pm

I heard you can get the hand job attachment seperate.

Ari February 28, 2006 at 2:35 pm

I totally hear you on sweating in bed i know this sounds strange but try a different blanket with a new fabric on the bed. I had the same issue my wife swapped blankets on me and it stopped.

Manuela March 1, 2006 at 4:04 pm

Hon’… the night sweats are probably from the DRUGS!!! Happened to me as well… don’t toss the bed until you’re off the drugs and THEN see how it does…

Lenni March 2, 2006 at 6:23 am

i feel better knowing i’m not the only one that wakes up with cleave sweat every now and then! i never had a term for it until now…

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