A normal Saturday in our house

by statia on February 11, 2006

The meester had to punch the clown today for another semen analysis. It was a voluntary one through our primary care doctor, who had the cup all ready and waiting for him when he went in this week for a suspected UTI. Apparently our doctor and his wife had some infertility problems as well, so he was one step ahead of us in our plight to gather second and third opinions and put everything into perspective when it comes to the business that is the Reproductive Endocrinologist. ANYWAY….

While we were driving to the lab, the meester made mention of the doctor handing him a cup to “fire off some knuckle children.” At which I was like, “um, he didn’t actually say fire off some knuckle children did he?” (our doctor, while having a very good bedside manner, and even a great sense of humor, is still a kind of quiet, and proper guy)

Meester: No, but if he actually said that, I’d probably shake his hand.
Me: Dude, I’d invite him out for a beer.
Meester: Then we’d talk about him donkey punching his wife. You know… on second thought, I don’t know that I want to sit around talking about donkey punching with my doctor.
Me: I don’t really want to picture him actually doing his wife in the ass.

This poor man… if he only knew.


robyn February 11, 2006 at 9:10 pm

I’m still waiting for someone we know to take the hamster penetration test so I can ask them loudly – in public – how it went.

Donna February 12, 2006 at 11:12 am

I’m adding “punching the clown” and “fire off some knuckle children” to my vocabulary immediately. I will give you props, natch.

Chris February 13, 2006 at 11:02 am

I have a problem – I’m sitting here in my office trying to stifle laughter and the tears rolling down my cheeks because I’m laughing so fucking hard. I say this as a man, now father, who’s fired off several knuckle children in the comfort of a lab environment with very bad porn.

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