No I will not kiss you for a quarter.

by statia on January 22, 2006

We dropped Helen off at the airport a little while ago, and she’s now on a plane headed back to London. We miss her terribly already and it was really great having her here. It’s one of the best weekends we’ve had in ages. She brought lots of cheese, chocolate, crumpets, sausage, wine and vodka. How much do we love this girl? She also brought some stuff for the meester to try called Irn Bru. Which everyone hates to drink but the Scottish people. She thought for sure that he’d think it’s foul, but she learned quickly, that the meester isn’t normal and will most likely love foul shit that everyone else hates. Like McGriddles for instance. Anyway, I personally thought that this shit tasted like some horrible bubble gum flavored medicine mixed with sweat socks. The meester thought the shit was great, naturally.

Helen and G-man are in a relationship, and even Miss M. came around and started to like her, which is big since Miss M. is a total bitch and hates everyone but her people.

I took her to Janeville and made her buy jeans that looked fucking fantastic on her gorgeous body. The girl has legs that never end. She’s cute, beautiful, charming and funny as hell. One of the nicest, most sincere people that you’d ever meet. We’re totally not blowing smoke or kissing her ass, we love her to bits.

We got to meet her and you didn’t.

And now we’re off to eat the rest of the cheese and relax before the meester takes advantage of me.


Dana January 22, 2006 at 8:10 pm

I am so completely jealous. You have no friggin idea.

Great photo…you two look amazing.

donna January 23, 2006 at 5:54 am

I am very jealous. Sounds like a great weekend.

And like Dana said, that photo is fantastic!

amy t. January 23, 2006 at 7:50 am

And so we can be friends again, I cannot stand by your man for liking Irn Bru. I can barely even stand by my man for liking that nasty shite. It tastes like carbonated sweet tarts with some cough syrup thrown in. He likes it with vodka. Also for hangovers. And his room? Irn Bru orange. That will be the first thing to go when I get my ass over there.

Deltus January 24, 2006 at 8:47 am

I’ve heard that stuff is vile, but I’ve never tasted it.

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