Do not use if safety seal is broken

by statia on January 12, 2006

I have a daily ritual with one of my favorite people . It consists of emails that are cryptic in nature, yet we completely just “get it” and will respond as if this is completely normal. She and I are each other. The person that I can trash talk sisters with and not feel the slightest bit guilty. The only person that I can send “Dear God” letters with and in fact, get an extremely sarcastic response from God himself.

She’s gearing up to create an infertility blog and she had sent me pictures of possible header graphics. If you type invitro into getty, you get some seriously fucked up shit. Such as the baby heads. BABY HEADS?? I’d like to have that put on a card for someone that I hate. And this? I won’t even go into the 567 types of wrong this is. My conclusion for this picture being included in an “invitro” search is that Mary was really inseminated while she was sleeping. That and giving birth was a cake walk back in those days.

Tomorrow is the big consult with Dr. M. I shouldn’t say that I have my hopes up about this. I’m reserved but I’m an excited reserved. We found out that Dr. M does genetic testing for chromosomal abnormalities, and in turn you have if you choose, your choice of sex before they even transfer the embryo’s back in.

As the meester and I discussed excitedly the possibilities of choosing the sex of our children, he didn’t disappoint when he asked if we could choose to have a hermaphrodite.

{ 8 comments }

Helen January 13, 2006 at 12:47 am

I knew I should’ve gone for the Mary birth page. Then people could say I’m mental AND have a God complex. To which I could reply: I am God, and you owe me money.

PS-you have me using “whore” in every other sentence now.

Lenni January 13, 2006 at 7:17 am

Good Luck today! I hope your meeting with Dr. M goes well.

Deltus January 13, 2006 at 8:32 am

Why is Mary giving birth to the baby Jesus using the Crouching Dragon technique???

And good luck with the appointment. It might be best to not mention the “porn stache” to the good doctor. I’m just sayin’.

Amyesq January 13, 2006 at 9:27 am

WTF is up with that picture? The baby looks like it is coming out of her navel! It would have to be a large, deformed navel, but still.

Ornery January 13, 2006 at 4:50 pm

Yeah, that pic of Mary is quite the strange one. Though I could have sworn I saw a very similar position once at the Cirque du Soleil.

Jenny January 13, 2006 at 4:51 pm

Hi – I am new to IVF and blogging.
I am also 30, have two dogs and just had my first IVF consult with my Dr. on Wednesday. I thought we had alot in common and then I read the comment your hubbie made about choosing a hermaphrodite – that is the kind of thing mine would say, I had a good laugh. We start our first IVF this April. I hope your appointment went well today.

Jenny January 13, 2006 at 5:14 pm

p.s. – f’ing gross picture of mother mary – what is wrong with people!

Camille January 13, 2006 at 6:29 pm

You know I’m wishing the best for you. Hope things went well today.

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