Axle grind

by statia on January 1, 2006

Miss M’s new hobby is humping her pink faux fur barbie bed. I’m not talking just a once in a blue moon thing either. I’m talking about a regular habit, something she does maybe 5-6 times a day. She goes the distance by doing a complete lap around the bed. She makes sure that bed knows whos bitch it is. First the bed, then an armchair. Before you know it, she’s moving onto bigger and better things, like our sofa. She goes in next Friday for her hysterectomy, and it doesn’t look like it’s a moment too soon.

{ 4 comments }

Deltus January 1, 2006 at 10:57 pm

Would you believe I had the same problem when I had a pink faux fur barbie bed just like that? My wife finally threw it out. I was devastated. Made my penile sores clear right up, though.

Okay, that’s a little too dark of a place to go for a joke. Though, I still plan on posting this comment, you’ll note…

Bonnie January 2, 2006 at 1:54 am

Your dog could be telling YOU who is boss.

My puppy used to do the same thing and around the same time she quit listening to me. Her and I go to puppy kindergarten and there I learned that humping in puppies is usually not sexual, but they are establishing dominance. Now that I make her stop instead of ignoring or laughing at it, she is back to being pretty well behaved.

Orodemniades January 2, 2006 at 10:25 am

Penile sores? I think I’m afraid to ask.

What a cutie, though!

Donna January 2, 2006 at 2:34 pm

Yikes, there is something disturbing about seeing a dog hump anything, its like watching doggie porn or something. Good luck with that.

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