Now with lethargy and “quarterhiemer’s disease!

by statia on December 7, 2005

I’m having one of “those” days. You know, the days that are in quotes? Because “those” days tend to be suckier than “regular” days.

I totally forgot to shave my legs and it’s driving me crazy, because yes, I’m one of those that shaves everyday. My husband isn’t a fan of hippies. If you’re a hippie, sorry, but he’ll hate you because you smell like patchouli and funk. He doesn’t make me shave everyday, I just like the feeling of smooth legs.

I’m anal retentive with a side of I don’t care.

After putting Miss M. in the bathroom for the day, I completely forgot to double up the baby gates, thus having her hop it probably as soon as I locked the front door. Please explain to me why she doesn’t pee in the house when she gets out of the bathroom, yet will pee behind the sofa at least twice during the week when we’re home? For the love of freakin’ god.

Then on the way back in from taking them out, I stepped in dog shit.

I know everyone is just so jealous that they’re not me.

{ 4 comments }

M@ December 7, 2005 at 1:43 pm

I only have one question for you. Did said shit come from one of your dogs? If not, that sucks, otherwise it’s pretty funny. :)

Molly December 8, 2005 at 6:31 am

Ha ha! I remember when I used to shave my legs every day. Back when I was 12 and thought it was cool that I was even allowed to shave.

Mmmmm . . . dog pee.

Ari December 8, 2005 at 8:11 am

I hear you on the dog travesties, the wifey today had one of the dogs spill her cereal on her, and the other dog put a run in her stockings, I am so glad to be a man, and also that my dogs are somewhat potti trained even though our little one has accident.s

robyn December 8, 2005 at 3:06 pm

Thank god my hair doesn’t grow fast enough to need to shave every day, because I just blogged about nearly being classified as a domestic-shorthair last week…

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