We’re clear for take off.

by statia on November 9, 2005

Since Tricia wanted to see a picture of my “better than a 757″ control panel. I figured I’d give my explanation as to what things do. I apologize for the crappy resolution, but I don’t have photoshop at work, therefore it made the pretty graphics on my really expensive camera look shitty, but you get the idea. As you can see, I have my work cut out for me. I only put descriptions on some of the buttons I knew, the others I had no fucking clue, or I ran out of room. I’ll just leave you to wonder about that. Also? Just more proof that my car really hates me, as I still have no messages. Call me, yo. We’ll hit the bars and shake our asses for free drinks. I know you know how to shake your ass Vulva, because you have all sorts of skanky ho’s up on your grill.
So there you have it. My mystery, schizophrenic, psycho car. I love her, but she needs some lithium. Also? I wish I could just stop hacking gelatinous chunks up. And I also wish that G-man would stop coughing so hard that he gags. Yeah, we all sound lovely today. Mmmmm chunky.

{ 5 comments }

buddha November 9, 2005 at 10:45 am

My question is why the heck the drivers side temp control is up close to 90 degrees!!

Is that thing a sauna as well?

Lisa-ThePooper November 9, 2005 at 10:45 am

Is that 454 total miles on the Vulva? If so, I’m going to sulk in my 142,000 mile Firebird. I’m happy for you, though. Brand new cars are the best!

Deltus November 9, 2005 at 11:27 am

Holy fucking control panel! That *is* a lot of buttons and such, yo.

robyn November 9, 2005 at 12:31 pm

Pancakes – fine. But does it make waffles?

suzie November 9, 2005 at 7:55 pm

mmmmmmmm… ass warmers. i looooove my ass warmed car, and i totally think that health insurance should pay for putting them in all cars, because of the pure happiness that they bring. think of the money that could be saved on antidepressants- i think some people aren’t sad, they have cold asses!!

or maybe that’s just me, mmmm?

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